Soccer moms are taking over!

If you know me well, you know how much "soccer moms" anger me and how bitter I am with their continuing growing influence on the way this country is run. Anybody who's been into camping for the past 7 years has witnessed the take-over by concerned Jewish mothers, which brought on stricter regulation on activities that were already proven safe and an increase of an employee's chance of getting sued, usually over nothing. I even had to attend a lecture on how to properly avoid a hug (turn pat pat push)!


This year they've become even more ambitious with their bid to the vice-presidential seat. Luckily for the rest of us, Palin had to support a candidate that lacked the ability to equal his counterpart in making pathos-based speeches. However, that does not mean Palin has been defeated once-and-for-all, for she has stated in interviews that there is a chance of her running to become the first female president of the United States!


Inevitably conservatives will be the victors of the next election when Barack Obama fails to bring back the steel industry and lose the white blue collar vote, So as a concerned citizen I urge you to support a different politician for president-like Huckabee (wasn't he governor of Alaska once too?)-before federal funds are diverted from supporting corporations that make the tastiest unhealthiest food we know to buying a participation trophy for every event an incompetent child participates in.